SPACEBALLS, as seen from the perspective of my 7-year-old boy:
Ha. "Pizza the Hutt." That's funny.
Darth Vader is silly.
Ewww, kissing. Gross!
What, a giant vacuum cleaner transformer? This is like the worst STAR WARS movie ever!
Let's send it back. Right away.
Now, SPACEBALLS, as seen from my perspective:
SPACEBALLS is a failure. It fails to generate laughs, insight, or even a hummable theme song. It's as if the whole thing were done on autopilot for the express purpose of making a quick buck, and it couldn't even do that. It's a wonder Bill Pullman's career survived this debacle. Avoid it all costs.
