The Campaign

The Campaign, a vulgar political comedy, kept me laughing through the end credits.  It never earned a deep, belly laugh, but it generally did its job.

Will Ferrel plays an incumbent congressman who doesn't actually do anything, but dos enjoy being a congressman.  When evil billionaire industrialists (the Moch brothers) sense his weakness after a scandal and create a controllable challenger in Zach Galifianakis, the fight's on as the two men race to the bottom of taste, ethics, and self-respect in their battle for the seat.

This leads to a variety of physical and verbal gags, delivered with gusto by our leads and backed with strong performances from Jason Sudeikis, Dylan McDermott, and Brian Cox.  It's sharp, bitter, yet ultimately hopeful comedy that worked well enough.  Did I love The Campaign?  No, but it's still a pretty good time at the movies.

Battleship

I just sat down to write a review of the movie I saw last week, then spent a good ten seconds searching my memory to recall which movie it was.

Either I'm getting old or I saw Battleship.

Here's the setup: blah blah blah, high-spirited naval officer needs to mature and hey I think I'll do the dishes, aliens and something and some ships, blah blah blah, a bunch of SWO stuff and I might as well pick up the toys and straighten the bookshelves, and hey, what's this?  The mighty USS Missouri putting out to sea to attack some interstellar bad guys?  *Now* you have my attention.  Too bad it's already the third act.

I'm not joking.  I have almost zero recollection of anything that happens before the third act.  And I watched the whole movie (and did the dishes, and picked up around the living room, and straightened the bookshelves).  My three boys, including the one who begged me to let him stay up last night to finish watching Vincent Price in The House on Haunted Hill, wandered off sometime during the leadup to the second-act crisis.  But once that third act hit and the Mo got underway, the red in my veins turned to blue and gold and I planted myself on that couch.  What followed was hot, hot battleship action, with the 16-inch guns booming and the captain on the bridge wing calling the shots and the ship itself doing things I'm pretty sure no battleship can actually do, but that looked really cool.  I'm tellin' ya, if you like Navy stuff, you'll love the last act of Battleship.  Better yet, if you're a USNA '92 grad, you'll love the denoument even more.  Our very own Chad Muse, all-around great guy and the very first person I hope to see if I ever get rolled up somewhere out there, makes an appearance and even gets a few lines.  He offers the hero, established as the SWO (Surface Warfare Officer) of SWOs, the ultimate reward for saving the world: a ticket out of the SWO community.  It's beautiful, man.

So there you have it.  Wait for Battleship to hit instant, fast-forward 'til the Mo shows up, then enjoy.  It's a great 30 minutes at the movies.