Hollywood gave us a lot of great movies this year: so many, that my usual Top Ten will overflow into some Honorable Mentions!
There's no good without the bad, however. Thus, I regret to bring you the Worst of 2010. May God have mercy on our souls.
THE 4TH WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. In Money Never Sleeps, Oliver Stone resurrects the spirit of Wall Street, punches it in the nose, and hits on its girlfriend. Not only does he make a lousy movie about Hero Gekko, he tarnishes the memory of his earlier masterpiece. After this, I’m done with Oliver Stone.
THE 3RD WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR: MacGruber. MacGruber is painfully, embarrassingly unfunny. I felt bad for everyone involved in this picture, including the kid who sold me popcorn. This film will put a bullet in the head of the career of what’s his name as surely as The Ladies’ Man killed Tim Meadows.
THE 2ND WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR: The Expendables. Look, I enjoyed Rambo and flat-out loved Rocky Balboa, but the only thing that could have made this movie sadder would’ve been watch to these guys actually sit around and shoot their steroids. I don’t ask for much from my action films, but I do demand two simple things: people to root for and information to comprehend whom they’re killing and why.
THE WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Dinner for Schmucks. The only reason I didn’t walk out of this mean, hateful, hypocritical, and unfunny comedy is because I saw it in the middle of the desert while on duty with the Navy and hey, what else was I gonna do? It was free, but I don’t care: I still want my money back.
Coming up: Honorable Mentions for the Best Movies of 2010.
1 comment:
Rate OLIVER STONE up there with ED WOOD Jr. RAY DENNIS STECKLER,BURT I.GORDON,DINO DeLARLINTUS,MICHEAL MOORE and some of hollywoods all time worst directors
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