Saturday, September 27, 2008

In Bruges


IN BRUGES works because it's so remarkably well written. It has the arresting dialogue of a play, the quality of performance one expects from people who need to entrance their audience on the strength of their words alone. The fact that it also features beautiful photography of a beautiful location adds value and dimension to the proceedings, making this an altogether satisfying movie.

Further, IN BRUGES leads me to reevaluate Colin Farrell. This is the first time he's ever interested me, and I was both surprised and delighted to find him assaying such an interesting, perplexing character, at once childlike and possessed of great depth.

I liked this film's story; I liked its performances; I loved its dialogue. I'd gladly spend more time IN BRUGES.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Forgetting Sarah Marshall


FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL was a great surprise. I was busy with other things when it came out, so I missed Ebert's very favorable review and the positive word of mouth it generated. It took a coworker's raves to get me to sit down for the movie, and I must remember to thank that guy.

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL has an uninspiring setup, one that could work for any number of comedies with varying success. A guy's girlfriend dumps him. He goes to Hawaii to forget her with a change of scenery. She turns up at the same resort with her new boyfriend. But other comedies don't have the guy writing a rock opera of Dracula with a soul-baring tune that makes you want to both laugh and cry (and laugh). Other comedies don't have supposed villains who turn out to be among the funniest and most noble characters in the picture. Other comedies don't have that perfect combination of raunchy humor and gentle understanding that are the hallmark's of producer Judd Apatow's ouvre.

FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL does make the common mistake of forgetting the "comedy" part of "romantic comedy" in most of the third act, but it makes up for it with a stitch of an ending. This is a charming, funny, marvelous film, one well worth seeing.

I've been raving about it to my coworkers.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Thief of Bagdad (1924)


I blame J.R.R. Tolkien for the wasteland that is the fantasy genre.

Tolkien was a jealous guy. He looked at the mythologies of the world and thought, "Why don't the English have a compelling, fun mythology like the Norse and the Romans?" Then he thought he'd create one and, thus, _The Lord of the Rings_ was born. But _The Lord of the Rings_ was so good, so influential, that it bent the Western approach to fantasy and locked it into a thralldom to Late Medieval milieus.

So it is that the modern viewer may come to THE THIEF OF BAGDAD unfamiliar with the rich and delightful world of Arabic mythology. This is a world of crystal balls, flying carpets, invisibility cloaks, and winged horses. It's a world of scoundrels and shamans, thieves and kings, djinn and devils. It's a world of Indian princes, Mongol raiders, and Chinese slave girls. It's rich, exciting, entertaining stuff, and it's brought to life wonderfully by Raoul Walsh in 1924's THE THIEF OF BAGDAD, starring Douglas Fairbanks. As the thief, Fairbanks is all muscle tone, mischievous grins, and cheesy '20s moustache. He's also a great deal of fun as the lying, scheming, wholly redeemable man who learns that happiness must be earned. But how does he learn this lesson? By journeying through some of the most exciting and visually impressive set pieces I've seen in any film of any era.

How can silent era, low-tech sets compete with the wonders dreamed up by the Lucases of today? Because when we see them, we know that they're real. People actually made that magnificent papier mache Buddha, that wonderful Caliphate-era palace, those dazzling underground and underwater environments. We don't care that the ship on the storm-tossed sea is actually a cardboard boat among fan-blown sheets, because THE THIEF OF BAGDAD sells that ship, it sells that sea, it sells everything it shows us because such obvious care and craft went into its design and execution.

I love THE THIEF OF BAGDAD, and I love that it reintroduced me to the world of Arabic mythology, a world I'd largely forgotten. This movie is thrilling, it's exciting, it's a flat-out great time at the pictures. Queue it up.

I betcha Tolkien loved it, too.

PS Yes, I know that caliphate-era Baghdad isn't Arabia, but the stories in the film do come from _The Arabian Nights_, so I'm lumping 'em into Arabian mythology anyway.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Water


Deepa Mehta's WATER is beautiful, touching, and topical . It pulled me into its world and made me want to stay.

WATER centers on Chuyia, and eight-year-old in '30s India. Chuyia's parents married her to some guy at an age so young she doesn't even remember the ceremony, which (I suppose) was standard practice. But then the guy dies, and Chuyia's an eight-year-old widow in a country in which a widow's options are (a) throw herself on her husband's funeral pyre, (b) marry her husband's younger brother, or (c) join an ashram and spend the rest of her life in servitude, foregoing her wants and needs and being seen as a cursed woman. Chuyia's parents go with (c), dumping the poor girl at an ashram from which, she's sure, her mother will come to get her any day now.

That's about the first ten minutes. As we follow Chuyia's life and the lives of those she meets, we get a glimpse into another world, one from which we're separated by distance and time, and Mehta and her collaborators make that world come alive with rich colors, lush cinematography, and fine performances. The film, made in Sri Lanka after its Indian sets burned down, boasts images which deserve framing and hanging, the kind of stuff you rewind just to bask in, all while hewing to the requirements of Hindi film: WATER works in two musical numbers, but they're so subtle and so carefully done that they don't serve as holidays from the movie; rather, they enhance it. Further, WATER makes its holy city of Varansi look inviting and intimidating and exotic, like a dream of India. It creates a full world beyond the frame, one in which Ghandi's coming and people feel compelled to reevaluate their politics, their faiths, their very lives in anticipation of great changes on the horizon.

But for all that, the movie wouldn't work if we didn't believe in the people we found there. And I believed in the people in WATER. From Chuyia, played by the extraordinary child actress Sarala with an earthly reality that's rare in the film of any nation, to Seema Biswas as Shakuntala, an older widow beginning to question her faith and her lifelong devotion to millenia-old proscriptions. The film takes a slight misstep with the two characters involved in its love story, Kalyani (Lisa Ray) and Narayan (John Abraham), who appear to be in love merely because they're the two best looking people in India, but I accepted their relationship anyway because, hey, they're the two best looking people in India. As these people, and the people near them, live on the screen, I grew to care about them, to invest in them, and to continue to wish them well after the end credits rolled.

And though the film is set in the '30s, it's still topical. As an end title informs us, thousands of Indian widows are forced to live in ashrams today, unaware that they're legally able to lead any lives they choose, even to remarry. WATER challenges this injustice not through haranguing, but through humanizing. As such, it gives life to the issue and motivates us to consider those aspects of our own lives that are dead fossils of the past. This is a film that works on every level. I'm glad my wife put it in my hands.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

American Gangster


AMERICAN GANGSTER is smart, carefully made, and vastly entertaining. With Denzel Washington and Russel Crowe toplining, and Ridley Scott directing, I wouldn't expect anything else.

In the film, Denzel Washington plays Frank Lucas, the guy whose idea it was to ship heroin to the U.S. in the coffins of KIAs returning from Vietnam. Crowe plays Richie Roberts, the detective who finally figures it all out. Interesting enough, but, as is so often the case, it's all in the execution.

And the execution is first rate. Washington and Crowe are two of the best actors working today, and it's always a pleasure to watch them do their thing. Scott took the time to put together a marvelous simulacrum of Vietnam - era New York, populate it with believable people, and make it come alive. I bought into the world of this film, I bought into the people living in this world, and I lost track of time as I grew engrossed in their world.

This is good stuff, team.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull


The very worst thing about INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL is John Hurt. Hurt plays an old friend and colleague of the Joneser, one who has lost his wits after peering too deeply into the eponymous Crystal Skull. The problem with this is that Hurt's performance recalls his Fool in the 1982 BBC production of KING LEAR. Attention filmmakers: if you want to drive a stake through the heart of your movie, cast a great character actor in a pale shadow of one of his career-high performances. It's a sure-fire way to get your audience thinking about how much better that other picture was than the one it's currently watching.

That may be the worst thing about Indy IV, but it has competition. The opening sequence, a car chase between people we don't care about and whom we'll never see again (punctuated with supposedly amusing animal reaction shots), starts the film on an offputting, wtf note. When the picture finally gets around to giving us Ford and Ray Winstone (clearly wishing he was in Ibiza), we've already nearly lost interest. Then Cate Blanchett shows up as the villain, she gets a boner joke, and the whole thing just runs off the rails.

Ok, I admit it. I wrote that whole paragraph just to find an excuse to work in a SEXY BEAST joke.

INDY IV is just plain boring. Dull. Flaccid. A yawner. And I like Spielberg. I like Ford. I like Allen, Winstone, LaBeouf, Blanchett, and Hurt. But my pulse never quickened. I never believed in what was happening. And at the climax, when I was supposed to be going, "Wow," I was only thinking, "Huh. Spielberg and Lucas didn't trust me enough to have the Blanchett speak Russian."

I may have seen this one for free, but I still want $10 back. For my time.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

21


Recently, I flew a long trip with a copilot who knew one of the people involved in the MIT card counting scheme upon which the film _21_ is based. He hated the movie because it so distorted and sexed up the facts of the case that it barely deserved the label, "Based on a true story." I countered that _21_ had no obligation to be a faithful retelling of the actual events. Its only obligation, I asserted, was to be a good movie. He didn't buy it, but I stand by it. Narrative film's first duty is to entertain. If your picture can't do that, don't bother.

So, does _21_ entertain? Yes, it does, though not particularly well. The film tells a (sexed up) version of the MIT card counting story, in which a team of MIT math wizards mastered the only way to beat the house at blackjack. It throws in some sex, some violence, some cool, and generally keeps things rocking along for an hour and a half. It doesn't blow you away; it doesn't stay with you; but it eats the time on a transatlantic flight well enough.

Not exactly a ringing endorsement, is it? Perhaps if it were more true to life.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Speed Racer


SPEED RACER is the most audaciously brilliant film I've seen this year. It takes the adjectives "bright, loud, and colorful" and turns them into peaks to be scaled, climbing ever higher to some brighter, louder, more colorful future. The story itself can fit on the back of a cocktail napkin: "S.R. saves family. Drives real fast." But the Wachowskis' execution of that story is so joyfully over the top that it won me over. The images flash by so quickly that the brain barely has time to process them beyond "Bang! Zoom! Pretty Colors!" However, when your movie's racing by at these speeds, flashing images and a cocktail napkin plot is all you need.

Is this a film for the ADD crowd? Perhaps so - the cuts are so quick, the action so frenetic, that I'm not sure I want to show it to my kids. But it's beautiful, in its way, and it's daring. In crafting SPEED RACER, the Wachowskis made something unlike any film that has gone before it. Even if you're not easily distracted by bright, shiny objects, you've got to respect the filmmakers' vision and daring.

SPEED RACER is easily my biggest surprise of the year.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Charlie Wilson's War


Cinescene's Les Phillips hit the nail on the head with his review of CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR. Well, except for his impression of Julia Roberts's performance. I thought she was fine. With his permission, here's Les's review:

CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR (2007, directed by Mike Nichols). This is slight, but expert, and very entertaining. A playboy Texas congressman suddenly gets serious about the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and works to channel a billion dollars into military aid to the mujaheedin. Nichols and the screenwriter Aaron Sorkin scrupulously avoid political content here; CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR is a fluffy slice of American political life in the eighties. Wilson's staff is all-female -- one of them is nicknamed "Jailbait" -- he parties with lobbyists in Vegas. He tells a newspaper that he's never been to rehab because "they don't serve liquor there." Nichols makes high comedy out of Wilson's lovable roguishness. There's one French-farce sequence set in Wilson's office, with entrances and exits and fast dialogue, that approaches comic genius.

CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR is rich in excellent small performances, and it also has Philip Seymour Hoffman as the crude, irascible, hardass CIA man who tutors Wilson in the works and ways of covert geopolitics. He's excellent, but the part isn't a challenge; Jack Black could have done it nearly as well. Tom Hanks captures Wilson's easy charm and humanity, but he doesn't signify Texas. Julia Roberts plays a savvy, steel magnolia millionairess and political operator. It's a terrific role, and Roberts isn't up to it. She doesn't have the self-possessed energy that the character needs, and she doesn't sound like she's ever been anywhere near Houston.

A bit of a one-off, but Nichols hasn't lost his touch.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Lars and the Real Girl


I recently spent several paragraphs elaborating on the word "charming" as it related to ONCE. While there's nothing effortless about filmmaking, ONCE feels effortlessly charming, like it just happened. LARS AND THE REAL GIRL, however, works so hard at being charming that we can practically hear the servos hiss, gears turn, and ropes creak in the background.

Lars (Ryan Gosling) is socially handicapped. He is so painfully shy that human touches feel like burns, and he can barely speak even with his own brother. Margo works with Lars, and something about him seems to capture her imagination. But Lars can't see it, can't see anything, for he's too busy hiding behind his walls. Lars is drowning; he needs something to latch on to. He latches on to a doll. Not an action figure or a teddy bear, like his marginally better adjusted officemates, but a life sized Real Doll, a sex toy he names Bianca and invests with a past, a personality, even an attitude.

The charming part comes in when we see how his family, his friends, his town respond to Bianca. For Lars, you see, lives in the kindest, most forgiving, most loving town in the world. In fact, I'd say it's downright charming. In Lars's town, the citizens see Bianca for what she is: training wheels for Lars as he relearns socialization. In Lars's town, an ambulance will respond to a 911 call for a doll, and doctors and nurses are happy to get involved (Lars also benefits from a charming insurance company, I presume.). In Lars's town, the guys from the hardware store even bowl with Lars, Bianca, and (you saw it coming) Margo. Charming.

But there can be a fine line between charming and precious, and LARS AND THE REAL GIRL crosses right over it. The music is too precious. Lars himself is somewhat precious. And the conceit that an entire town, and not just a few core supporters, would be willing to play along with Lars is just too precious.

And yet, I'm a sucker for charming. So I liked this movie, even if I can't wholeheartedly recommend it. See it with something inanimate.

Monday, September 01, 2008

The Jazz Singer


I enjoyed THE JAZZ SINGER.

The film, which ushered in the era of talkies for a broad audience (Yes, I know there were earlier talkies, but this is the one that really hit.), has one foot in the silent era and one in the sound. How so? Well, while much of THE JAZZ SINGER plays just like any silent film, with broad acting and intertitles, the musical numbers and some of the accompanying dialogue is in sound as we understand it today.

This raises an interesting question: why not sound all the way? Was it a technical issue, a financial issue, or something else? Anyone? Bueller?

Anyway, all I really knew about THE JAZZ SINGER boiled down to two words: talkie and blackface. Turns out, the film is about more than that, with a compelling story about competing duties and the realities of growing up and growing old. While Jolson´s style of musical performance doesn´t work for me (I´m more of a Crosby guy), I enjoyed the production numbers and found myself appreciating THE JAZZ SINGER as a film, and not just as a homework assignment.

So, THE JAZZ SINGER. Who knew it´d actually turn out to be a fine motion picture?

Redbelt


David Mamet´s REDBELT does all the things it sets out to do. Thanks, in part, to outstanding performances from Chiwetel Ejiofor and Emily Mortimer, it also manages to be one fine, entertaining film.

REDBELT is about the owner of a struggling judo studio (Ejiofor), long on honor and short on cash. Mortimer´s a profoundly wounded attorney who enters the studio by happenstance, but who sets in motion a potentially disastrous chain of events. Further on, when Ejiofor rescues a movie star (Tim Allen) from a bar fight, another chain of events, potentially wonderful, starts to roll.

We´ll see what happens.

What´s really interesting here is Ejiofor´s character, a guy whose profound commitment to doing the right thing makes for an unexpected (potentially) tragic flaw. Here´s a guy who plays by the rules when nobody else does, and we expect things to work out for him. But when they don´t, how much will he bend, how much of his honor is he willing to expend, to try and set things right?

Add Mortimer, whose supporting character desperately needs Ejiofor to do the right things, and we´re in for a character study of a good man whose circumstances both require him to be impossibly good and make that goodness impossible.

Combine this interesting story with Mamet´s dialogue (for which I´m a sucker), and you have an interesting, engaging, satisfying film. REDBELT crashed at the box office, but here´s hoping that it finds new life on DVD.

(Fun fact: I´m writing this in Sao Paolo, the hometown of Alice Braga, who plays Ejiofor´s wife in the film. Don´t ask me why I know these things.)

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Once


Do you like charming movies? Sure you do. Well, friend, you're in
luck, 'cause I've got what you need right here: loads of charm, a bit
of Euro-indie hipness, and a first-class soundtrack thrown in with no
extra charge. How much? Never mind: let's go for a spin and talk
about the details later.

So, what did you find most charming? The blending of folk and
classical music, and the ways the film used both to simultaneously
advance the plot and let us enjoy the performances? Or was it the
semi-sweet, semi-love story between two people who know well enough to
know that all the best stories are only semi-sweet and semi-love?
Personally, I was charmed by the film's shoestring feel, one which
seemed absolutely appropriate for the conditions, personal and
financial, in which its characters live. I also delighted in how, in
the context of the film, characters charmed one another.

So, yes, you may supposed that I found "Once" charming. And you'd be
right. As I wrote earlier, this is a story about people who are in
love with music, and who may fall in love with another. I fell in
love right along with them, and I plan to buy the soundtrack.

Charming.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Leatherheads


It took me a while to warm up to LEATHERHEADS. I thought George
Clooney was trying too hard to be Cary Grant. I thought Renée
Zellweger was trying too hard to be Jennifer Jason Leigh trying to be
Katharine Hepburn. And I don't care about the early days of football.

But about twenty minutes in, someone said something that made me
smile. Then someone else said something that made me chuckle. Then I
laughed into my fist at 2:00 am in the middle of coach on a Gulf Air
flight from someplace nice to someplace lousy. And I just kept
laughing. Yep, that's how good this movie is. It's the kind of movie
that'll make you laugh even if you're watching it on a postage stamp
LCD in coach on a redeye. Clooney, Zellweger, and the supporting cast
grow on you, and before you know it you're bopping along with the
cadences of their wonderfully written and delivered dialogue.

Aw, hell, even the sight gags work.

I understand why LEATHERHEADS didn't open big, as I doubt the "witty
wordplay and football" demographic is large enough to guarantee large
crowds. But this is a film that should do well on video, as people
like me tell their friends it's worth queuing up. And I'm telling
you, it is. LEATHERHEADS is smart and sharp and funny. Just give it
a little time to grow on you.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Orphanage


Walking out of THE ORPHANAGE, I thought, "That's the best
horror movie I've seen since THE OTHERS!"

Like THE OTHERS, THE ORPHANAGE is an example of the fact that axe
murderers and fake intestines aren't scary. Atmosphere, acting, and
music are scary (Yes, I did just spend five minutes trying to find a
synonym for "music" that starts with the letter A. I'm a nerd.).

Here's a movie that knows that the reveal isn't the scary part. It's
the involvement in the characters, the foreboding, the slow burn
that's the scary part (There's an essay in there about great horror
movies as great lovemaking and slasher films as a wham-bam in a
bathroom stall, but I'm not in the mood to write that tonight.). But
when you can make those three elements happen, then deliver on the
horrific climax and note-perfect denoument, why, you've got yourself a
winner. The ORPHANAGE does that, trusting itself and audience enough
to take its time, work the burn, and come through when it matters.
What a picture.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Japanese Story


Toni Collette ranks among the great actresses of her generation.

From MURIEL'S WEDDING to THE SIXTH SENSE to ABOUT A BOY to IN HER SHOES, she's proven to be that rarest of gems, the character actress who also gets to be a movie star. She so thoroughly sells her characters that most people probably don't even know who she is, or that the same person played her roles. With JAPANESE STORY, Collette delivers a remarkable star turn, the kind of performance that will make a true believer out of you.

Collette plays a geologist and businesswoman who's saddled with the unpleasant task of showing a potential client, a young Japanese businessman, around his company's mining operations in the Australian Outback. She wants to sell him an analytic software package; we're not sure what he wants, but we are sure that he treats her like the gum under his shoe. But the Outback is a big place. Strange things can happen. People can turn human.

And that's about it for the plot teaser. What really matters here is the force of Collette's performance. JAPANESE STORY is almost entirely about her character's inner journey, and it's a journey she takes without soliloquys. This film hinges upon its star's ability to depict a rich inner life with the slightest of hints, and Collette delivers. Hers is not a classically beautiful face, but it is a classically fascinating one, and she uses it to focus our attention and carry the picture. We grind our teeth with her, we smile with her, we nearly become her in a performance so inviting, so true, that we walk out of the picture putting it right up alongside her very best work.

Simply put, this is an astonishing performance in a very fine picture. Seek out JAPANESE STORY.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Little Children


When it comes to "Little Children," Cinescene's Shari Rosenblum took the words out of my mouth. If my mouth were capable of forming such well considered, well-written words, that is. Shari has graciously allowed me to publish her review here on Netflix Junkie, and I think you'll find it worth reading.

Written (by Todd Field and Tom Perotta, after his novel) with a tsk and a supercilious smirk and directed (Field, again) by a pointed finger wagging, LITTLE CHILDREN is a cinematic sermon hard to sit for. Overlong at two hours and ten minutes (one is reminded of Mark Twain's musing that no sinner is ever saved in the first 20), it takes its time to build to the height from which it finally, and most
haughtily, condescends. In the meantime, it scathes its way through summer parks, pools, playgrounds and middle-class bedrooms (locating its devil in the details
of suburbia), sneering and sniggering and smacking its lips in anticipation of the fall. Wholly despicable in its self-important self-contradictions, it shakes its head in disdain and disgust as it delights in dirty jokes (a grown man sniffing hungrily at pre-worn panties on his head) and dirty deeds (hard bodies pressed hard
against each other), indulging itself as it preaches self-denial, like the proverbial priest pawing the choirboy behind the church pulpit. Perhaps fittingly,
the character for whom LITTLE CHILDREN has the most sympathy is a predatory pedophile.

In the beginning, though, beyond the credit-roll pan of the home in which he lives with his mother, the camera salivating over the fragile porcelain figures of children lining the numerous shelves to which it will later return (the better to hit you over the head with, my dear), the pedophile is just an idea-- the obsession of an ex-policeman with a regrettable past act (Noah Emmerich as Larry Hedges), and the bane of the stay-at-home mothers who prattle in the park. Among those mothers, would-be anthropological observer and outcast Sarah Pierce (Kate Winslet), disheveled and disorganized, laments her flawed feminism and her abandoned academics. A sardonic and erratic voice-over, effecting one of the film's many
literary aspirations (it disappears and reappears according to the filmmakers' convenience), sets us up to identify with her, if only so it can slap us harder when she is hit with the film's moralistic conclusions.

Sarah is the film's Madame Bovary (another aspiration exposed, this time in explicit reference borrowed from the source novel's multiple, and unearned, pretensions),
unhappily married, made unhappy mother and seeking solace in an illicit affair. Discussions in the film on the novel, which have women characters debate whether Emma
was a slut or a feminist, or whether the latter presupposes the former, suggest that neither Field nor Perotta has deeper than a Cliff Notes' grasp of the French text--and that even with that they manage to betray it in their faux sophisticate
unraveling. In the end, they judge their modern day Emma in ways that would have made Flaubert cry. But Winslet is an absolute delight, giving both Sarah and Emma their due and making sense out of the nonsense the filmmakers have concocted. She creates a living, breathing, luminous woman from the ludicrous limning that they have provided. She single-handedly gives the film a greater force than Field
and Perotta might otherwise have achieved alone or together. (An impression left by the film, this was made evident in the course of a press screening in which Field responded snootily to a question regarding character motivation ("well, what happened in the scene right before that," he struck at the questioner like an impatient grade school teacher, before exasperatedly explaining something that was not in the film's logic), only to have Winslet respond later, briefly and with clear focus, what she understood and intended in the scene--an explanation that fit.)

Patrick Wilson (himself a pedophile in Hard Candy) is not required to do quite as much with his Brad Adamson, Sarah's partner in crime, but he comes through as
required to make likable a character the film ultimately disdains. A deliciously handsome stay-at-home dad the other moms call the "Prom King," the film mocks him
for his inability to pass the bar, his submissiveness to his Alpha wife (a harpy Jennifer Connelly, poorly served by her role), and his succumbing to the ostensibly
uncharming charms of Sarah (unpersuasively dowdy given Winslet's persona, she is made, at worst, a tad bit awkward). It is, in this, remarkably not just sexist,
but machisto.

Sweaty scenes, in which the film revels with us, aside, Field and Perottta condemn the soon indulgent lusty lovers for their unwillingness to transfer their faith
in potential from their own lives to their children's (or so the press notes say, and so the film reveals). Their support of each other, their enjoyment of each
other's joys, these are things they must be made to grow out of. Adulthood is serious business in the view of this film, bad marriages things to be suffered stoically. And what parents owe their children is at very least the sacrifice of everything they ever were and ever wanted (the film's only ideal parent is the sex offender's mother, named May, as in Robeson, because she gives herself, life and death, to her demon-possessed offspring at the expense of all others). Disconnected, discontented souls coming together on a kiss and a dare, Sarah and Brad are the unsaved sinners at the center of this sermon.

And what of the actual criminal in their midst? Pedophilophobia so five minutes ago, I guess, the press notes tell us that we are supposed to see the already convicted ill-deed doer not as a real threat to the community, but rather as a sort of Grendel among them, "a receptacle to rationalize . . . fear and desire without self-examination." (One can only imagine that if asked, these grad-school arrested philosophizers would claim that the frequent references to castration (at least three in the film's first 30 minutes) mark not a puerile obsession with things penile, but just a high-minded allusion to the monster's sword-wielding severed arm or his Beowulf-beheaded corpse.)

Jackie Earle Haley, grown up among the Bad News Bears, plays Ronnie J. McGorvey as a grotesquely skeletal monster of a manchild, snivelly and ominously odd. Recently released from prison, he is no less disturbing when he whimpers "Mommy," than when we hear him masturbate to the squeaking springs of a parked car. All the same, god-figures Field and Perotta judge harshly those who would judge him, for though he
would molest our children, really, is he not just a child himself, symbol for the dangers to which we subject them ourselves? Perhaps inspired by the lair of evil waters Grendel shared with his mother, beneath which, some professors say, lay dangerous and unrealized human anxiety over loss and abandonment (Grendel and his mother were descendants of the ever-ostracized Cain), the filmmakers present us with a pivotal scene at the neighborhood swimming pool. While preening dullards and adulterous lovers delight in the sun of the day, the monster dons snorkeling gear and dives in below the surface where their children are swimming, lingering lasciviously on the children's tiny bottoms. When the crowd responds with communal horror, removing their little ones from the creature's grasp and staring him down with unwelcoming gaze, the camera fisheyes them accusingly, embracing the predator,
conversely, in a fishbowl effect, as a mournfully misbegotten child. The filmmakers linger on the scene as if it were their masterpiece. As if great meaning were to come from it. Alas, alack, how wrong we've been to miss the light. I was blind, but now I see.

Well filmed though it is, it's a hatefully self-impressed piece of footage. And too self-conscious to be effective under any rationale. The story, I'm truly sorry to say, goes from bad to worse from there, alternatingly snide and reproachful and
increasingly infuriating. By the time it ends (with a denouement we're begged not to reveal), and despite the biblical touches, you're more likely to want to pass the ammunition than praise the lord.

There is some coherence to the film, to be fair. The actors acquit themselves well, though one wonders what they could have been thinking, and the cinematography is at times rather good. Moreover, Field, who last graced us with the profoundly irritating In the Bedroom (a once ballyhooed piece of triteness now frequently seen following the short-memory-minted term "overpraised") is well matched with Perotta, of the mean-spirited Election, a writer whose taste for snarky derision passes for sly wit among the low literati. Both seem to believe that they are far more intelligent, moral and mature than their audience, and that we have much to learn.
And both seem convinced that the best place from which to tell a tale is on a perch looking down and over their noses.

Sitting under them, however, as they drop their cheap glass pearls of wisdom mercilessly down upon us, is neither pleasant nor advisable.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Below


It's WWII. We're aboard an American submarine on patrol in the North Atlantic. Bruce Greenwood is the skipper. So far, so good.

The sub picks up three survivors of a sunken hospital ship and, before you know it, things get bad. So does the movie.

BELOW, you see, is a "ghosts on a sub" movie. It's a terrific premise, one that promises a combination of claustrophobia and creeping horror. Unfortunately, the film is happy to settle for jump scares, sound effects, and confusion. Greenwood lazily channels Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON, and the rest of the cast can't even keep up with that.

What a disappointment.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Shooter


SHOOTER is your basic action/conspiracy thriller, starring Mark Wahlberg as the former superdupersoldier who can ... not ... be ... stopped.

Which is fine, and lots of stuff goes boom and all. But what makes this movie interesting are Danny Glover, Ned Beatty, and Elias Koteas as villains. These are not names I normally associate with villainy, and it's great fun to watch Glover do "efficiently amoral," Beatty do "self-interested evil," and Koteas do "batshit crazy." Further, the excellent Michael Peña (BABEL, CRASH, MILLION DOLLAR BABY) does fine work as the noble FBI agent, and I'm actually coming to like Kate Mara (pictured), whom I found grating in ZOOM.

But this movie is so pedestrian, so lacking in creativity or unique voice, that I can give it no more than the most lukewarm approval. If you like watching stuff blow up and you find SHOOTER on cable, you could do a lot worse. But don't go out of your way for it.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

The Three Musketeers


The 1948 "Three Musketeers" is big time, Golden Age Hollywood filmmaking at its best. With big stars, lavish costumes, great sets, and lots of practical stuntwork, this Technicolor gem is as much fun today as it was the day it first screened.

Gene Kelly stars as D'Artagnan in this adaptation, and it's a terrific casting choice. Since filmed swordplay is basically dancing, putting an accomplished dancer in the role allows the fight choreographer to have some fun with his sequences. Kelly leaps, flips, thrusts, and parries with aplomb, convincing us that he is a hell of a swordsman. Combine this with his everyman attitude, and we believe in him as a rube just in from the country. His new comrades (Van Heflin, Gig Young, and Robert Coote) appear to be having a wonderful time, lending the proceedings precisely the devil-may-care attitude they need to capture Dumas's tone.

But you can't have heroes without villains. With Lana Turner as the Lady De Winter and Vincent Price as Cardinal Richelieu, our heroes are up against the very best. It's a pleasure to watch them all do their work.

It doesn't end there, however. Check out the undercard: June Allyson as Constance, Angela Lansbury as Queen Anne, Frank Morgan as King Louis the XIII, and Keenan Wynn as Planchett. Was there anyone sitting in the MGM cafeteria who didn't get roped into this thing?

All those names aren't enough for you, eh? Well, you can always enjoy the pretty pictures. MGM's costumers put some velvet wholesaler's kid through college with this one, with one lavish getup after another. It's wonderful, in that Golden Age way. Similarly, its set designers went to the trouble of getting every little detail just right, even if the location worked screamed "California." (An aside: the Musketeers are riding down a beach along the English Channel. Observed my 8-yr-old, "Hey, isn't that the beach from 'Planet of the Apes'?" That's my boy!)

But the fight scenes are what really sell this movie. I love practical stuntwork, and "The Three Musketeers" features some impressive stunts. You have the standard jumping on and off of horses, which we're used to, by now. But there are a number of multilevel falls that look challenging and authentic, and the swordplay is uniformly terrific.

In other words, the 1948 "The Three Musketeers" is great fun. Thanks again, TCM, for another wonderful presentation.