Showing posts with label Roddy Piper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roddy Piper. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

They Live



Okay, I’ll say it.  I submit that John Carpenter's They Live is not a very good movie.  It’s not a disaster: it features a great premise, a tight screenplay, and a stable of solid supporting actors. 

But those laudable elements can’t help They Live conform to anything like a pattern for a good movie.  It has low production values, a cheap synth soundtrack that will put you to sleep, a simplistic political viewpoint requiring next to no thought, and a wooden lead performer.

Everyone may love star Roddy Piper in Hell Comes to Frogtown, but I didn’t buy him here.  He comes across like an amateur, desperate to remember his lines and hit his marks, and I never once believed that his character was an actual human.

Yet, They Live really does get the most out of its premise.  It features great monster design, some iconic imagery, and more than enough chuckles to keep things light as you watch TV.  I don’t know how much media you consume; even though They Live isn’t very good, however, you may want to put this one on the menu.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Hell Comes to Frogtown


Hell Comes to Frogtown: the title alone tells you whether you’re in or you’re out.  Me?  I’m in.

Rowdy Roddy Piper stars as Sam Hell, the only potent man left in post apocalyptic Ventura County.  Sandahl Bergman is the woman charged with leading him on a raid of Frogtown, where mutant amphibians hold a harem of fertile young women hostage.  If you’re still around, you’re in for an hour and a half of cheesy gags, skimpy costumes, bad acting, and poorly done action.  You also get Rory Calhoun as an old prospector, excellent mutant frog costumes, and a climactic fight on the famed Star Trek Cliffs.  What more could you want from a movie called Hell Comes to Frogtown?